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boacakes:

EVERYBODY IS SO FUCKING FASHIONABLE AND PUNK ON THIS GODDAMN SITE

lacunal:

how about you harlem shake your way off the nearest cliff

theanti90smovement:

*slam dunks my future into the trash can*

flower-fairie:

you haven’t experienced awkward until you’ve tried to tickle someone who isn’t ticklish 

muelin:

one time we had a virus on an old-ass compaq laptop we had bought and it was insured under office depot, and dad had called them and they claimed the warranty didn’t cover viruses, so dad put down the phone, grabbed the laptop, walked to the staircase anD FUCKIGN THREW IT DOWN THE OGDDAMN STAIRS AND IT SHATTERED INTO FOUR PIECES

and then he picked up the phone and said “it just accidentally launched down the stairs, do you cover drops?” and we got a brand new laptop out of it

nishlo:

once a deer broke into my school and it was just walking around the hallways for like an hour and nobody did anything about it

theyellowbrickroad:

i hate when i become consciously aware of the fact that im breathing bc then i start breathing too fast and im like “better slow it down youre breathing too much” and then im like “whoa there dont forget to breathe” and everything becomes complicated